As previously investigated on Runt of the Web, the College Freshman is an adorable creature who is just learning to spread his wings in the great wide world. With this transition comes some bumps in the road, some hilarious, some absurd, and some that just make you shake your head and ask ‘why’. And so we present, the College Freshman meme:
Like the College Freshman meme? Check out our other two installments, The Blissful Naivete Of The College Freshman and The Callow College Freshman.
Last week we published a post on Conspiracy Keanu, the stoner sage and conspiracy theorist who somehow just knew after getting high. Turns out Conspiracy Keanu resonated with a lot of people — you either knew him or were him. And so we present another mind-blowing round of Conspiracy Keanu:
A little bit of public TMI between father and son
And most importantly, don’t add other people’s crazy parents
Mom is so popular!
Does that impact resale value?
WTFiest Facebook dad comment ever
Kids today and their crazy language!
Not the best way to find out…
To be fair, the kid had it coming
And the 2011 winner for worst Facebook father ever is…
Fact: Over 2 million people have seen the Runt of the Web Schrute Meme post. Fact: People love Dwight Schrute. Fact: Here are 12 more hilarious Schrute Facts:
Like this? See our original posts on Schrute Facts, Dwight Schrute Knows Best and The Return Of The Schrute Meme.
The audacity of some people
That is not a normal fatherly response…
Time to get tested
Well, that explains two terms of George W.
Foot, meet mouth.
Dad really wants some chicken casserole
Cancer awkwardness
Just…. WTF all around
And the undisputed winner… some people just taking parenting too far:
We’ve all been there: you’re a trouble-making teenager taking your first bong rip with a circle of friends while skipping algebra. After everyone has been satiated, a transformation takes place. Suddenly, one of your friends has figured out the entire freaking world and has no choice but to verbally display his new-found wisdom to the crowd. And so we introduce, Conspiracy Keanu, the sage of stoners:
As previously explored on Runt of the Web, Scumbag Brain is the little guy inside all of us who manages to somehow ruin everything. From over-thinking to self-sabotage, the brain manages to self-sabotage our everyday existence. And so we present, part two of Scumbag Brain:
