The Onion has been entertaining internet denizens for decades (yes, that is plural — it’s 2014 and the Onion has been around for almost 25 years… yes you’re that old). We pay tribute to America’s favorite news source with a look at the thirty funniest Onion videos:

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California

Apple’s Revolutionary Laptop With No Keyboard

12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized